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EPIC FAIL by Talik13 EPIC FAIL by Talik13
Those of you who have played D&D will know what this is about ^_^

(When we play, rolling a 1 for anything means that something BAD will happen to whoever rolled it. EX: Rolling a 1 on a spot check to see if an area is safe or not will lead you into an Ambush) *cough* *cough* *couMEREDITHgh*

And yes, that is my character sheet that the HUGE die is on.


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The-Darkwolf Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
As a DM I take these as license to get perversely creative... :D

"So the blade comes out of your sword hilt, flying over the Orc leader's shoulder as the entire gang of attackers turns to watch it arc through the air and land with a splash in the cavern pool..."
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Professional Artist
lolol
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The-Darkwolf Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
:D
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jch0918 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
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Jaasp Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hehe HAHAAHA D20'S JUST SEEM LIKE THEY WANNA ROLL TERRIBLY :D (Big Grin) 
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TheRavingRaspberry Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I get lucky, so they made my 20's now 1's and my 1's now 20's....

Im unlucky now...

 Not so lucky 

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WQFHWCS Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So far I haven't had an epic fail.

Lol.


We all know that won't last long.
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MiaTheKitty Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfailplz:
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jch0918 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
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Stitched-Reality Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
My first roll ever in DnD was a natural 1.
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PegasusFantasy2000 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I rolled a one once, when my half-elven sorceress was trying to shoot a monster. The arrow instead hit the closest thing, which happened to be my then-boyfriend's character. Good thing he was wearing armor. XD
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arcanechaos101 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
EPIC FAIL FOR ALL D&D FAN!!!!
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Awfully-Nice Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011
Noticed everyone is sharing their botch stories lol. my turn XD (sorry for double post)

our party was fighting in a tournament. Our cleric goes into the arena and is met by one of our enemies. She starts to cast finger of death on him but since she is in range she gets an attack of opportunity. He crits her and chops off her hand, with the spell in it. She rolls a d20 and botches, so the severed hand housing the death spell turns around and hits her in the face. She rolls her save and botches again. Instantly pwnd in the first round XD
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Professional Artist
LOL

I love these stories. Thanks for sharing!
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Awfully-Nice Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011
lol nice XD that is a very big die!
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HawkClawWarrior Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
i rly don't get it :iconsweatplz:
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:icontalik13:
Talik13 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Professional Artist
Have you ever played D&D?
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HawkClawWarrior Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
neva :iconsweatplz:
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Professional Artist
Well when you roll a 20 on any kind of save/check it means something awesome happens... however if you roll a 1, you fail and something simple turns into something horrible!

Like... trying to cast a fireball at someone, and instead you explode lol
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HawkClawWarrior Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
oh, now i get it :D
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Smugleaf-Kun Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GM : Ok. You walk into a room and the Lich King awaits you!
Player1: I attack with Lightning Bolt!
GM : Role the dice! This roll REALLY counts! So try to get a good number..
Player1: [rolls dice and lands on 1] ..... :iconraegplz:
Player1,2,3,4,and GM : :iconimhappierplz: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Player1'sCharatcer : Lightning Bolt! *1 DMG*
Lich King: ........[zap]
GM: Your player died.
Player1 : :iconfuuuplz:
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Professional Artist
lolol

Our GM wouldnt have made it do 1 Dmg... he'd be like, "okay, the lightning bolt makes you explode and everyone around you gets hit"
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Smugleaf-Kun Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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Commanderhurtz Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol, Been There And Done That!

I Use The Same Systems For "Roleplays" I Do With Others Besides D&D
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glassdragon42 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Reminds me of the time I first played D&D. I was level 2 and got killed the heck out of by a fire beetle and a random pitfall...and a horrible die roll. It stinks that wizards can't have plate mail. I mean, you can still cast spells even if you're wearing a hunk of metal, right?
Still, I love D&D. :XD:
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serpenttao04 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
The excuse most games, GMs and other things use is that the metal is conductor for the magic, meaning that the plate mail would make the magician hurt himself whenever he'd charge a spell
Also I know I'm a year late
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glassdragon42 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Good explanation, actually. Still, I wish wizards weren't this squishy. That's why I like warlocks.
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serpenttao04 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I've always been a warrior myself, though when I get the chance, I do take a crossbow and a fire spell along, just in case
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glassdragon42 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Recently I've made a wizard character who multiclassed as a fighter and has proficiency with superior melee swords. She's epic. :D
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serpenttao04 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
That sounds rather overpowered xD
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:iconglassdragon42:
glassdragon42 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
She's level 4, but yes. :XD:
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serpenttao04 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Still, the class setup sounds like it can seriously pwn xD
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xxplaiddudexx Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Lol. Okay so My friend Caleb was rolling to hit and if he missed he got 2d6 damage. So he misses and was like 'okay 2 damage!" and my DM was like 'nonononooo!. It's 2 6d's! don't try to jip me!" so he rolls two d sixes and guess what? He got 2 1s on them xD
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Professional Artist
lolol
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xxdarkbunnyxx Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011
Oh that must SUCK so much. I've only played D&D once before, but it was fun! Except I drank bad water and got a parasite in my stomach. LITTLE BITCH ATE MAH INNARDS!!!
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Professional Artist
:iconxd--plz:
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xxdarkbunnyxx Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
Yeah, everyone else was like, "Nuuu, it's too obvious, don't drink it!" But I was all like, "Pfff, what could possibly go-OH GODS MY INNARDS!!!!"
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YuriRave Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Yeah, our dungon master rolled a 1 on the D20 a while ago for one of the characters we were fighting and he ended up swinging too hard, missing, and choping of his own head. XD
1's are bsaaaddd.
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glassdragon42 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol.
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Mileshagan Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Student Artist
I love this.
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pixelicdarkmatter Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
This actually is a good Microphoto...on the other hand just adding words is a tad sloppy ha.
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Professional Artist
thanks, although its not really a macroshot, its just a HUGE D20
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pixelicdarkmatter Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
huge?
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:icontalik13:
Talik13 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010  Professional Artist
yea, its like the size of my fist!
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pixelicdarkmatter Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Still micro.
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MirandaTam42 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010
Natural ones, oh do we have fun with those while playing D and D :D
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fringe-god Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
holy crap,
I nearly fell laughing. I hate when this happen.
Lucky for me, so does the DM, and we useually do a do-over.
However, occasionally the dice aren't lying, and the do-over?

exactly the same. or worse.
So we keep it.
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Professional Artist
Haha

Im glad you like it!
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NiceButDemonic Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh i got use to the fail number XD i just didnt had luck XD
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Talik13 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Professional Artist
Haha!
and thanks for faving!
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